No Slowing Britney Spears Party Express as Birthday Countdown Begins; Ho Train Out in Force

No Slowing Britney Spears Party Express as Birthday Countdown Begins; Ho Train Out in Force

A couple of dudes on Britney Spears' payroll acted as her reinforcements in Hollywood on Thursday night.

A pair of former Britney Spears backup dancers and her tour choreographer accompanied the newly-single star and party animal into Area nightclub in Los Angeles, where they met up with the rest of the Ho Train - also known as the unholy triumvirate of pain - Paris Hilton and Firecrotch Lindsay Lohan.

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Original Mr. Britney Spears (Jason Alexander) to Write Tell-All Book. Really. We Are Not Making This Up.

Original Mr. Britney Spears (Jason Alexander) to Write Tell-All Book. Really. We Are Not Making This Up.

Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Alexander, is writing a tell-all book about their 55 hours of wedded bliss, as well as what it was like to grow up with the star in Louisiana.

Yes, the book will talk about how Jason tapped that ass (or, as he likes to call it, practiced makin' critters). And yes, Britney Spears knows about the book. And yes, it will upset her.

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Britney Spears' New Sidekick: Brandon Davis

Britney Spears' New Sidekick: Brandon Davis

Who's the mysterious putz in this picture of Britney Spears? It's Brandon Davis! The professional partygoer and oil heir hung out with our girl last night in Los Angeles.

Guess with Paris Hilton nowhere in sight, Britney had to settle for a D-list sidekick. The pop star train wreck chilled at the Roosevelt Hotel yesterday, and while there were (thankfully) no nude Britney Spears pictures to be had, she brought a long a particularly pathetic posse fronted by none other than Brandon Davis. See below:

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Britney Spears' Breasts Displayed... By Nicole Richie?

Britney Spears' Breasts Displayed... By Nicole Richie?

In preparing for the American Music Awards recently, Nicole Richie realized that she not only lacks any semblance of talent, and Rachel Zoe, and a career, but a hot body as well. This is what starving one's self will do to you.

Fortunately, her BFF, Paris Hilton, is also the new BFF of a bootylicious babe with assets to spare. The newly single (and awfully buxom) Britney Spears really came through for Nicole in this case by lending her some of her prized assets.

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Worst. Car. Ride. Ever.

Worst. Car. Ride. Ever.

Wow. If the side panels of this automobile could talk... they'd probably know all about getting faded and hooking up with random dudes. 'Cuz when it's girls' night out, there's no telling what kind of $h!t is gonna go down. We be clubbin', yo!

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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Party All Weekend

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Party All Weekend

Whatever else they had to be grateful for this Thanksgiving, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears certainly seemed glad to have each other around.

Britney Spears' breasts hung out in Los Angeles almost every night over the holiday week, and the singer herself hung out with her new BFF, Paris, even during the day. The pair went shopping in Malibu together with Spears' son, Sean Preston, in tow on Saturday evening.

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Britney Spears Hits AMAs, Possibly Disses K-Fed

Britney Spears Hits AMAs, Possibly Disses K-Fed

With all that's been going on in her life lately, we have to say that the incomparable Britney Spears is taking things in stride and doing a heck of a good job keeping a positive attitude. Then again, the prospect of no longer being married to a total ass clown has to be a good feeling, even if her impending divorce is a bit of a stressful headache.

At Tuesday's American Music Awards, Britney presented Mary J. Blige with an award for favorite female soul/R&B artist... right after host Jimmy Kimmel trashed Kevin Federline in a comedy sketch. Everyone had a nice time. Except for Jayden James, who has no idea where he is right now and who just wants to sleep. He's just a baby!

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Britney Sex Tape Controversy: David Hans Schmidt to Meet With Alleged Seller; Others Claim Tape is Bogus

Britney Sex Tape Controversy: David Hans Schmidt to Meet With Alleged Seller; Others Claim Tape is Bogus

The Britney Spears sex tape, or alleged Britney Spears sex tape, as we keep calling it, for lack of proof that it even exists, continues to fuel intense, filthy, lewd speculation.

The UK tabloid News of the World reported that Kevin Federline is shopping a four-hour sex tape featuring himself naked and "enjoying an uninhibited range of lovemaking" to his now-estranged wife, Britney Spears.

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Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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