Anna Nicole Smith
Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern Pictures for Sale!
Name your price.
That's basically the message Anna Nicole Smith has been sending to tabloids across the country, says a source, as she exploits her daughter's cuteness for financial gain.
Bahamian Police Still Investigating Death of Daniel Smith; Anna Nicole Smith Still a Train Wreck
The Bahamas' top prosecutor says a decision will be made soon on whether an investigation into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel, who died under mysterious circumstances in Nassau, will be conducted.
The results of a police investigation into the death of 20-year-old Daniel Smith will be given to Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez by the end of the week, the Director of Public Prosecutions said.
Hulk Hogan Ponders Anna Nicole Smith Saga
Two more weeks. That's how much longer we have to wait until the paternity test results confirm who the daddy of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern officially is.
For those of you who have been living under a rock, or have better things to do than follow this saga (oh, how we simultaneously envy and pity you), two dudes both claim to be the father of the latest spawn of Anna Nicole Smith. Why not one but two men, both able-bodied, would sleep with this nutcase, we have no plausible explanation. But that's a question for another time... and one to which there is probably no answer.
Larry Birkhead: I Procreated with Anna Nicole Smith on New Year's Eve
He knows the exact date he impregnated her mother.
Deadline - and Odds - Set on Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Test
Howard K. Stern has until January 23 to continue pretending he's a father.
That's the date the judge in the Anna Nicole Smith baby dispute has ordered all DNA testing be completed by. Leading up to that time, celebrity wagering site Bodog.com has posted the odds of who will be named the father of Smith's female spawn, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.
Who's Your Daddy? Anna Nicole Smith to Find Out
Consider this an early Christmas gift for Larry Birkhead:
A Los Angeles judge has ordered a paternity test to determine the father of Anna Nicole Smith's 3-month-old daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, People magazine has learned.
U.S. Border Patrol Drops the Ball: Anna Nicole Smith, Huge Breasts Return to America
Forget illegal immigration - the U.S. Border Patrol screwed up big time on this one. Seriously. Couldn't we just seal off all major ports to keep this crazy, frequently-marrying "model" with enormous breasts from coming back?
Alas, Anna Nicole Smith is back in America for the first time since the death of her son Daniel in September. The reason? To resume her fight for her late husband J. Howard Marshall's fortune, of course.
Photo Finish: When Crazy, Washed-Up Models Meet!
They're both old, may have been hot back in the day at some point (we can't say for sure, one way or the other) and are quite possibly insane. What's more, they are both washed-up hacks who can't seem to stay out of the limelight, even when they're not actually doing anything. One of them can't keep her mouth shut. The other can't even keep the lights on!
The Bahamas to Anna Nicole Smith: See Ya!
Don't worry, Anna Nicole Smith, you're no longer stuck in a home with no lights. You're just stuck without a home.
After weeks of speculation about whether or not the chesty crazy woman would be allowed to remain in the Bahamas, TMZ obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith:
Anna Nicole Smith Still Very Much in the Dark
You have to love a story like this. Not only is she in the dark in the figurative sense, as she is thoroughly devoid of brain cells, but the electricity in Anna Nicole Smith's house has actually been shut off.