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Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, and the youngest daughter of Michael and Dina Lohan. Pray for her.

Seriously. Ali Lohan is already in trouble.

Despite being only 16, Ali Lohan has already made celebrity news for releasing a Christmas album and hanging out with her older sister. Oh, and starring in a reality show with her crack whore mom Dina Lohan. There are also rumors that Ali has gotten breast implants. At 14. To make a long story short, she is doomed.

Ali is on record as saying she wants to be just like her famous. That's obviously a terrible idea. With parents such as Dina and Michael, though, it's understandable that she'd have no idea what a good idea actually was.

Ali Lohan Quotes

I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.

Ali Lohan

My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.

Ali Lohan [on terrible mom, Dina]