These True Tori Season 2 Episode 4 quotes range from harmlessly clueless to borderline insane, with a little bit of rage and sadness sprinkled in for good measure.
Dean is Gettin’ Upset! “I gave her a great life. She’s f–king crazy. She’s f–king delusional, now I’m starting to get really mad.” – Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo…
What’s Dean’s F–king Problem?! “It’s a lie. I don’t know what to tell you, babe. The whole thing about having her on the show too … the more she comes across is as this…
Event Planning Goddess “It’s like Alice & Wonderland, but like the rave slash Halloween nighttime version.” – Tori, on a totally appropriate 16th birthday party…
No-Win Situation “Being a step-mom is usually a no-win situation.” – Tori, in the truest words ever spoken on True Tori
We All Make Mistakes “I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I continue to make a lot of mistakes in my life. It would be really hypocritical of me to…
The Other Woman “They kind of sit together and hash out old things and I usually sit there, feeling really awkward.” – Tori, watching Dean and Mary Jo
Strict Parenting “My parents, rule wise, were really strict. 18 years old, I was on a hit TV show.” – Tori on her rough upbringing
Armed and Dangerous “I took a kitchen knife with me in my purse.” – Tori, on the first time she met Mary Jo Eustace
The One Person “She’s kind of the one person I want to talk about the affair with.” – Tori, on Mary Jo, because obviously that’s what she thinks is a…