But She'll Go on Tinder or Something, Right?
Nope. "I've only dated one guy that wasn't from Alaska and looked what happened, okay?" Bristol told a friend who said she should find a Texas cowboy. "Learned my lesson. I don't want to date ever, ever, ever."
It Just Got SO Bad...
Palin also vented to a friend about how "ugly" things had gotten with Meyer following their split, as the series has documented well. "I can't say that I'm surprised, because I saw these kinds of traits and that's why I didn't want to get married in the first place," Palin explained.
Dude is Just Full of Hate
"He hates everyone around me," Bristol continued. "And he sat there and convinced me that my parents hated me, you hated me, everyone hated me and moving to Texas, it's like I literally cut out every person in my life. It's always been a control thing. Because we're divorced, I feel like I'm stuck in Texas."
Right Back at Ya, B!
While speaking to his mother, Meyer said he prayed for the day when Bristol would "leave me alone" and their only interactions would be about the kids, "like a business relationship." Yeah. These two were NOT meant to be together.
Gary Gets Got
Gary Shirley enjoyed a storyline of his own this week, although perhaps "enjoyed" is the wrong word, as he decided to get a vasectomy. After wife Kristina suffered an ectopic pregnancy, Gary went through with the procedure so they wouldn't have to worry about her getting knocked up again.
You're a Good Guy, Gary
"I'm not gonna say I'm 100% comfortable, because I'm not," Amber's ex told his wife before the procedure. "But I'm okay doing it."