Teen Mom Couples: RANKED From Worst to First!

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15. Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer

Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer
Do we have to include her now? Fair enough. Teen Mom OG's newest star (for some reason) Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer were married and had two kids together. They never seemed all that happy about it, but one of the rare good times is depicted in the image above. Previously, she had a baby with Levi Johnston, who went on to become a frequent foil for the Palin family during the height of Bristol and mom Sarah's popularity.

14. Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus

Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus
Yeah, this happened. Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus became a thing after he divorced Kailyn Lowry and she joined the cast of Teen Mom 2. Incredibly, this was not a stunt manufactured for drama, though it sure as heck produced it. Kail and Briana nearly came to physical blows at one point, while Briana and Javi didn't exactly end things on the most amicable terms.

13. Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran
Simon Saran is Farrah Abraham's on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again boyfriend, and is a perfect one for her in some ways. Unfortunately, those ways are that they're almost eerily similar in their narcissism, love of drama, thirst for fame, and desire to remain in a relationship that is dysfunctional. Opposites attract? Not here!

12. Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee

Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee
Yes, we're mixing in a little more Teen Mom 3 action, which we'll admit is random, but we'd be remiss if we left out Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee, who have been together since the beginning of time (or at least the short lived Teen Mom spinoff) and have three kids together. During their relationship, they've publicly accused each other of cheating and reportedly broken up at least that many times, and named one of their kids Broncs, but aside from that, everything is tremendous with the Oklahoma natives, who are (somehow, we think, as of this posting) still together right now.

11. Cheyenne Floyd and Cory Wharton

Cheyenne Floyd and Cory Wharton
Cheyenne Floyd and Cory Wharton are new to the franchise, so while they share a child together, they were broken up by the time they began appearing on Teen Mom OG, so we just don't know as much about them as we do most of the other couples. But they do seem to get along very well, and there's also always been a chance that they'll get back together. Like, they've never assaulted each other (that we know of), so for this list, they're pretty good.

10. Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin
This is another tricky one, because there was a time when Javi Marroquin and Kailyn Lowry really did seem to be devoted to one another. On the other hand, he was always very controlling, and there was that time that she hit him. Also he blamed her for a miscarriage. Javi's a great father though, and he was a wonderful stepfather to Kailyn's oldest son, and when these two get along, they do co-parent very well. It's just that, well, they seem to have a pretty tough time getting along.

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