Teen Mom Couples: RANKED From Worst to First!

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19. Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind

Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind
Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind were about as bizarre a couple as you could conjure up, given her long list of redeeming qualities and the fact that she once dated Adam Lind. Fortunately, she got it right the second time around (needless to say, she and her husband are much higher on this list) and the Housk has done the bulk of the parenting of their daughter Aubree. For his part, Lind prefers to spend his time lifting weights, working on cards he can't pay for, refusing to pay child support for his kids, and taking massive amounts of steroids.

18. Farrah Abraham and James Deen

Farrah Abraham and James Deen
We know. Farrah Abraham and James Deen were not in a real relationship, but that doesn't change the fact that she wanted us to believe she was dating this adult film star and that their high-production value quote-unquote sex tape was "leaked." Farrah's relationship with the truth has never been very strong. She insists to this day that she is not a porn star, despite starring with a porn star in a film entitled Backdoor Teen Mom, in which she takes ... you get the idea.

17. Briana DeJesus and Devoin Austin

Briana DeJesus and Devoin Austin
Briana DeJesus and Devoin Austin, from 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 3 fame, had a combative and strained relationship from the start. So bad that her second baby daddy, who is barely even known at this point, may already be an improvement. Briana joined the cast of Teen Mom 2, as we know, but so far, the bulk of her time on the series has been spent dealing with Javi Marroquin and Kailyn Lowry, as well as her sister Brittany and mother Roxanne.

16. Jenelle Evans and David Eason

Jenelle Evans and David Eason
David Eason is the father of Jenelle Evans' third child, and first daughter, and she frequently likes to gush about him and how lucky she is to be with "a REAL man" now and how awesome and pulled together they are and all of that good stuff. Now, it should be worth noting that this man mocks her other kids, feuds with her mom and her exes, has a tumultulous relationship with his own ex and appears to be a little unstable, but ... he's still a major step up from her past partners. That says more about the past partners than it does David, who remains a lightning rod for controversy every day of his life, and has been accused of some seriously terrible things.

15. Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer

Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer
Do we have to include her now? Fair enough. Teen Mom OG's newest star (for some reason) Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer were married and had two kids together. They never seemed all that happy about it, but one of the rare good times is depicted in the image above. Previously, she had a baby with Levi Johnston, who went on to become a frequent foil for the Palin family during the height of Bristol and mom Sarah's popularity.

14. Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus

Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus
Yeah, this happened. Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus became a thing after he divorced Kailyn Lowry and she joined the cast of Teen Mom 2. Incredibly, this was not a stunt manufactured for drama, though it sure as heck produced it. Kail and Briana nearly came to physical blows at one point, while Briana and Javi didn't exactly end things on the most amicable terms.

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