HA! Check out some great quotes here from Barack Obama’s speech at the 2014 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Yes we can?
President Obama: We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could’ve gone better. In 2008 my slogan was ‘Yes, We Can.’ In 2013, my slogan was…
Everyone hates me
President Obama [on waning popularity]: I did notice the other day that Sasha needed a speaker at career day, and she invited Bill Clinton.
Props to ObamaCare?
President Obama: How well does ObamaCare have to work before people don’t want to repeal it. What if everyone’s cholesterol drops to 120?…
Congress diss!
President Obama: One thing we’ve been unable to agree on is unemployment insurance. Republicans refuse to extend it. I’m beginning to…
John Boehner diss!
President Obama: I’m feeling sorry, believe it or not, for the speaker of the House, as well. These days the House Republicans give John…
Let’s face it, Fox…
President Obama: Let’s face it, Fox. You’ll miss me when I’m gone. It’ll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born…
I’m from Kenya
President Obama: An American won the Boston Marathon for the first time in 40 years, which was inspiring and only fair since a Kenyan has…
MSNBC diss!
President Obama [on MSNBC]: They’re a little over-whelmed. They’ve never seen an audience this big before.
CNN diss!
President Obama: I’m a little jet-lagged from my trip to Malaysia. The lengths we have to go to for CNN coverage these days. I think…