Kourtney Kardashian: 20 Questions We WISH She Answered on Her #AskKourtney Twitter Chat
by Naomi Lane at . Updated at .Today, Kourtney Kardashian took a brave step and initiated a Twitter chat to address questions about the launch of her Kardashian Kids spring clothing line - but she got way more than she bargained for.
Under the hashtag #AskKourtney, the tweets came rolling in, and approximately .000003 percent of the questions actually pertained to children's fashion.
The reality TV star (or more likely, her assistant) carefully sifted through the questions and answered those .000003 percent, enlightening us on how she gets her clothing inspiration and other uninteresting drivel.
But the real gold lay in the tweets she chose NOT to answer. These are the burning questions the Twitterverse asked that we WISH Kourtney answered during her Twitter chat.
1. The question we ALL want to the answer to
Well, Kourt?
2. And then, a helpful suggestion
To be fair, there's only been two white guys, but why not?
3. And the OTHER question we all want answered
Although considering this was asked by a user called "Justin B. f'ed me," we're surprised she doesn't know.
4. Naturally, Kim's butt had to make its way in
As it ALWAYS does.
5. This is actually a very good question
Thoughts, Kourtney?
6. This, from a lad who just wants to make the world a better place
Guess I need to re-read those Tolkien books.
7. Did this happen?
Are they sure it wasn't a Baby Ruth?
8. So THAT'S where Kanye keeps his brain
Maybe, but I doubt he'll let you finish.
9. The question we're not really allowed to ask
BTW if Kanye did talk to POTUS I'm sure he'd ask about a loophole on how to skip the whole election thing and just annoint himself the King of Everything.
10. Finally, a question about children's clothing!
Actually, it would be a nice gesture.
11. Hey! North West has a question!
North just wants to sit down, Aunt Kourtney.
12. And then, a challenge is presented
Although we're pretty sure Kourtney's already got KILEY Jenner beat, whoever that is. Now, whether she'll surpass KYLIE Jenner is anyone's guess.
13. We think Gabriel may have the wrong Kourtney
It's Courtney, Love.
14. Hey, you won't know if you don't ask
I'm guessing... NAHHHH.
15. We view this as an existential question
Something to do with sex tapes, unabashed narcissism and an societal obsession with rich people.
16. What name should she use?
Simpson?
17. An honest question
I'm not 100% sure either, but I'll trade her.
18. Deep thoughts on agribusiness
Hey, if Old Mac didn't grow quinoa, Kourt's not interested.
19. From a budding salesman:
She's in California, hun, she's probably got a dispensary around the corner.
20. And the luckiest person in the world...
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
