Did we hear that correctly?!? What, exactly, did Kim Kardashian say in a Vogue-sponsored podcast in November of 2015?
We're so glad you asked! Scroll down for some of the most absurd words to come out of this large-breasted star's mouth...
She Once Flew to Paris Just for Cheesecake
"I don't like cheesecake but the cheesecake at Hotel Costes…It's heaven. I flew in, maybe a couple months ago, just to have a last hoorah of all the food that I'm not going to be able to have for a while. And I get there, and they tell me they didn't have it. And I was like, ‘You don't understand! I leave tomorrow!' I think I flew for one night…And they got it and it really made my day."
She Does More Than Just Pose Naked for Her New App
"It's not an easy job. There's so much work put into it, more than people I think even realized. So I'm proud that they've been doing so well."
Her Pregnancy Diet Includes...
"Every morning I have egg whites and avocado and a piece of toast. And for lunch I love a salad, and then dinner it's usually a risotto or a pasta."
She Has a Sweet Tooth, Not a Turkey Tooth
"I actually don't love Thanksgiving food, isn't that weird?. I don't love it all. I love the tradition and I love hanging out with the family, but I don't really love the food so I never get tempted really. But around Christmas time I love the sweets and all of that."
She Loves Instagram, But...
"It's pretty crazy once you don't post something… you get into that mode and things are going on in your life. It's almost as if it never happened because you didn't post it. Like, people didn't believe my sisters graduated from high school because we didn't post about it!" (NOTE: That's not why we didn't believe it, Kim.)
More Selfies are Coming!
"I'm going to do a holiday edition [of my selfie book] with just a new picture on the cover. And there might be a few more photos on the inside."
Something Ridiculous in Store
"We are moving into our new house…And I added a whole other room. It's going to look like a store. Everything is color coordinated and height coordinated. It's going to look a little bit like a Saint Laurent store with marble and brushed gold."
Like Mother, Like Daughter... She Hopes
"I have a whole closet set aside for my daughter of all my clothes! My Met [Gala] Gowns…Hopefully one day she'll want to wear something of mine.”
She's Sort of Given Up on High Heels
"I was getting on a plane and my feet were swollen. I'm to the point now where my feet are slightly starting to swell - not as bad as before - but they're getting there. Today I'm wearing heels and they're fine. I think in spurts they're OK at this stage."
"My husband always has something planned that's so special. He likes to surprise me so I never know what it is. I told him this year [for my birthday] I’m totally content with sitting in bed, eating ice cream and doing nothing as long I'm just with him. He's not the type to really, you know, just chill. He always has something very sweet."