Her naked body could not do it, but Kim Kardashian did eventually manage to break the Internet.
Or at least the App Store, courtesy of her new Kimjois kollection.
This set of tiny characters for your iPhone actually caused a series of temporary glitches on the official Apple site, which tragically means many people are spending $1.99 to send their friends a tiny photo of Kim's cartoon butt.
What, exactly, are these fans shelling out money on?
Here's a look at 12 Kimojis that really did break the Internet....
What's the matter, Kim?!? Are sales of your Ray J sex tape down this week?
Bathing Suit Butt
This basically sums up the reason why Kim Kardashian is famous.
And Now from the Front...
... okay, yes. There are two more reasons why Kim is famous.
Because it's not as if we've ever seen Kim's bare boobs in multiple naked photo shoots or anything.
Even Kim's emoji butt is well-oiled.
Please, please, please do not get anyone Kim's app as a stocking stuffer.
We're not really sure what's going on here.
Not Just Married!
Kim and Kanye donned these jackets after getting married in France. And now you can send one to a friend for some reason!
Eff You! (Also, Look at My Ring!)
Kim is flipping you off in this emojiy, while also showing off her GIANT engagement ring.
On the Pole
In case her other career options fall through, Kim is letting us know she has a career on the pole in the works.
Naked and Pregnant
Kim is unlikely to get pregnant for a third time. But now you can always remember what she looked like those first two times.
Aside from her boobs and her butt, this is what Kim Kardashian has become known for.
Kim Kardashian is here to help you celebrate Easter. Which of these Kimojis do you like best?