Kim Kardashian has a knack for making every motherloving event that has ever happened all about her.
That time Kendall Jenner told her she was pregnant, Kim made it about her.
That time Rob Kardashian got engaged, Kim made it about her.
And that time Prince died, yeah, Kim managed to make that about her, too.
So why should the nuptials of club owner Dave Grutman and model Isabela Rangel be any different?
A wedding is supposed to be a celebration of the couple who are taking the most important step of their lives together, but if Kim's there, she's taking out her boobs and making sure no one forgets them.
Kim attended the wedding clad in black lingerie with her husband Kanye West, who probably encouraged her, and her sister Kourtney Kardashian.
And here it is. The wedding that was about Kim's boobs, in photos.
Here are Kim's boobs in the car, on the way to the wedding with Kanye
She captioned this pic, "My cutie," and we're not clear if she is referring to Kanye or her left boob.
And here they are from the bottom
When something is so obnoxious there are no words to describe it... That.
Oh look, Kim's boobs posed for a shot with the bride
"Get out of here, bride's boobs, I'm movin' in." - Kim's boobs.
Here's Kim treating an ice cream cone like the world's most delectable penis
The boobs need nourishment.
Wedding schmedding. I'm shooting a softcore porno.
I always eat cotton candy this way.
Uh oh, she got the hubs all hot and bothered
Hey, your friends are trying to get married, you stupid a**holes.
The bride's dress was actually quite beautiful
But what's a whatever old wedding gown when Kim's boobs are on the guest list?
Suddenly, other guests got in on the action
We don't know who these people are.
Whaddya know, it's Kourtney's butt
She wore black lingerie too!
And just like that, the reception turned into a full-blown orgy
We hear Kris Jenner is shopping around for distrubutors to market the "Gang Bang Wedding" sex tape as we speak.