When life gives you lemons, make a glass of lemonade.
If you're following Kim Kardashian's mantra, replace lemons with sex tape, and create a burgeoning career for you and yours.
There's a side to Kim that's relatable. She has fat days like the rest of us, and feels insecure without her armor (a good pair of Spanx).
And while it's impossible to completely emulate a life as lived by Kim, we sure can learn from her experiences.
Good on ya, Kim.
It's OK To Laugh At Yourself
Because if you don't, you'll bawl your eyes out.
Enjoy The Moment
You're allowed to be smug. You worked hard to get here.
Don't Just Sit There And Complain
(you may cry for a bit, but pick yourself up off the floor at some point and make a change)
Sometimes You Have To Lighten The Mood
Even if it pisses off your mother.
Even If You're Blue, Find a Bright Spot
Life taking selfies and getting "artsy" with your bad self.
Let Your Inner Fat Kid Out From Time To Time
Aren't we all, Kim?
It Can't Always Be All Or Nothing
Sometimes a girl has to put on glasses and wax poetically.
Life Is For The Living!
Have that second glass of wine. You're not driving!
Sure, hard work is important and builds character, but sometimes that freak flag likes to come out and play.
You Don't Know Everything, And That's Perfectly Fine
No one likes a know-it-all, anyway. Honesty is cool, Just ask Lizzie McGuire's Ethan Craft.
The Most Important Thing To Remember:
(money's kind of awesome, but having your family around is much, much better)