The only thing more shocking than Kelly Dodd's reign of terror over her fellow Housewives is the knowledge that Kelly has no regrets.
On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County, however, Kelly was more furious than we've ever seen her.
Vicki spread one rumor too many -- this time, one that drags Kelly's daughter, Jolie, into the drama.
This was too much for Kelly, who put Vicki on blast.
But Kelly went so far as to tell Vicki: "You are a f--king psycho, you f--king pig bitch, you liar f--king c--t!"
That, however, wasn't the verbal blow that made Vicki burst into tears.
Things went too far
On this week's episode, Kelly and Vicki both flipped out each other. There was yelling, name-calling, and a lot of tears.
Vicki is up to her old tricks again!
Remember when Tamra and Shannon tried to have a mini-intervention for Vicki about her fondness for rumors? It looks like it didn't quite take hold.
Vicki spins a new yarn
She tells the other Housewives -- while at a spiritual retreat, keep in mind -- that she heard that Kelly is not allowed to set foot on school property where her daughter, Jolie, attends.
Here are her exact words:
"She's got a bad reputation 'cause of her, not 'cause of me. She's blaming me for her bad reputation? She can't even go to her daughter's school!" Vicki tells Tamra, Shannon, and Emily
Tamra is instantly suspicious
"Do you know this, or you heard this?" Tamra asks. Vicki replies: "I don't ... my daughter doesn't go to that school." She then says that she heard it from a woman in a nail salon whose daughter goes to that school. Sure, Jan.
Then Vicki gets unintentionally funny
"I just ... schematics, so let's just say that," Vicki says as the other women bombard her with questions. She clearly means SEMANTICS and, even then, it's not clear how the word would help her weasel out of the bogus rumor that she blurted out.