Real slaves would have some things to explain to Kanye
Harriet Tubman was a hero.
Actual slaves had no such luxury
Honestly, even a voluntary job would fire someone for doing this.
Slur warning, folks
There is a degree of absurdism to the idea of someone instructing slaves getting reported to HR.
If slavery were a choice, then rudeness might cause a slave to quit and seek enslavement somewhere else.
And you'd have office meals, right?
Always good to bond with your coworkers ... in an alternate reality where that was allowed.
This one brings up embezzlement
Actual slaves risked losing life and limb if they took so much as an extra sip of water.