In a 2013 episode of Funny or Die's web series "Between Two Ferns," host Zach Galifianakis poses this probing question to a 19-year-old Justin Bieber:
"You've had three hairstyles. What's next for your career?"
'Tis true, the Biebs is arguably as famous for his luscious locks as he is his music.
But so many more haircuts (and colors) have happened since 2013. Let's turn back the clock and reminisce about the multifarious, mystical coiffures of Justin Bieber.
2009: The debut 'do
This was the hair that started it all. At 16 years old, the Biebs rocked this iconic style that would soon inspire the website "Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber."
It was so effortlessly chic
It was as if a summer monsoon crept up from behind and propelled his tresses into a state of perpetual forward-sweep.
We saw a slight change in the fall of 2011
Justin rocked the same wind-blown mane for a good two years, but it slowly started to evolve, and for the first time, his ears appeared.
And then, without warning... BAM!
WE HAVE FOREHEAD. The year was 2012, and millions of teenage girls were thrown into a state of utter confusion.
It was just so PERKY!
Clearly, the hair no longer wanted to take things lying down and decided to stand up for itself. With the aid of copious hair spray.
Then in 2013, he stumped us all.
Wuuuut? Was he bringing back the OG hair? What are you doing to us, Justin??
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