Word of Advice
As you can see, Jenelle begins the tirade by offering herself a bit of professional advice.
Stop STEALING, Dude!
From there, things go south quickly, as Evans is apparently convinced that someone has been chipping away at her ever-dwindling fortune.
Not a Good Dude
In the past year, David killed his wife's dog, got her fired from the only job she ever had, and allegedly broke her collar bone. So it's easy to see why so many jumped to the conclusion that he's the one stealing from her.
Queen of Drama
But there's SO MUCH going on in Jenelle's life these days that she may have been referring to any number of alleged thieves.
Too Many Suspects
In fact, at least two other plausible theories have emerged in the 24 hours since Evans mage her accusation.
Suspect 1: Her Dentist
For years now, TM2 fans have suspected that Jenelle is missing several of her teeth -- and doing a very poor job of hiding it.