Like a Trump rally in a bordertown, the Internet thrives on outrage.
By now, we're used to people getting pissed off about politics, religion and what bathroom Caitlyn Jenner uses, but there's a new trend in seething indignation, and it's got folks all over the world pounding their fists on their desks in purple-faced fury.
We're talking, of course, about pregnant women with Situation-esque abs.
You may remember last year when a group of "concerned" trolls hated on model Sarah Stage for her taut baby bump.
Now a fitness blogger named Hannah Polites is receiving the same treatment, and fortunately, it doesn't seem to be bothering her.
Hannah is six months along and her belly is smaller than ours after a modest Chinese buffet session, and as long as her baby is healthy (and she says she has no reason to believe it's not), that's just fine.
Check out some of Hannah's recent Instagram pics below, and if you choose to comment - be polite:
Hannah Polites: Non-Existent Baby Bump
Hannah Polites is six months pregnant. Though as you can see, you'd never know it from her selfies.
Hannah Polites: 14 Weeks Pregnant
Here's Hannah at 14 weeks. Yes, this woman is 14 weeks pregnant.
Hannah Polites: 21 Weeks Pregnant
Here's Hannah at 21 weeks. We suppose she's showing, but if we're being honest, most of us have had larger food babies.
Hannah Polites in a Bikini at 5 Months
Hannah Polites is five months pregnant here. She also has more discernible abs than most people will their whole lives.
Hannah Polites: Boy or Girl?
Hannah captioned this photo, "Boy or girl?" Our response: "There's a baby in there?!?!"
Hannah Polites Workout Photo
That's what Hannah Polites looks like at 6 months pregnant. Yeah, we're not surprised she works out.
Hannah Polites Vacation Photo
Hannah on vacation. We're assuming none of the locals guessed that she'll be having a kid in 3 months.
Hannah Polites Bikini Photo
Hannah Polites is looking pretty amazing in a bikini. Did we mention she's six months pregnant? Yeah, she totes growing a person in there.
Hannah Polites Butt Photo
That's the butt of a woman who's 6 months pregnant. It makes no sense, but sometimes it's best not to question miracles.