Florida Woman: Strange But True Stories By Author Free Britney at Aug 15, 2014 • Category Florida Woman Florida Woman has made news for all kinds of bizarre reasons. We chronicle just a few of them here.Florida Woman Actually Named Crystal Metheney Arrested … For Firing MISSILE1(Getty)Crystal Metheney has been arrested in Florida. Yes, her name really is Crystal Metheney.Florida Man Confronts Florida Women Stealing His Beach Stuff, Gets Attacked2A Florida man celebrating July 4 on the beach confronted two women stealing his stuff on the beach. You gotta see the video.Florida Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets” to Heaven; Jesus Blamed3Tito and Amanda Watts, a Florida couple pictured here, were recently arrested for selling golden tickets to Heaven. They were fraudulent.Florida Cop Resigns After 300 Nude Photos on “Red Light Center” Surface4A Florida police sergeant has resigned after posting nearly 300 graphic photos of herself as part of the online game Red Light Center.Florida Middle School Teacher Suspended for Twerking, Receiving Lap Dance from Student5A Florida middle school teacher has been suspended for Twerking. With studens at a party, that i.Florida Woman Steals TV News Reporter’s Car on Camera: Watch Now!6Josh Taylor, a reporter for Sarasota, Fla., ABC affiliate WWSB, got more than he bargained for while working on a recent story.Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Become “Unattractive to Men” (And Land Reality Show)7Jasmine Tridevil is a Florida woman who had a third breast surgically implanted between her other two. She says she hopes to land an MTV reality show.Florida Couple Arrested for Having Sex on Public Beach8This Florida couple has been arrested for a good reason: they were having sex in front of a lot of people.Florida Woman Calls 911 to Report Drunk People at Bar … Repeatedly9A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly calling 911 to report there was too much drinking going on at her neighborhood bar.Bunny Hunter Photos Go Viral, Introduce Internet to Proud “Gunshine State” Resident10Ready to meet the Bunny Hunter? This blonde 32-year old is proud to be strapping and proud to live in Florida, the “Gunshine State.”Jennifer Fichter, Florida Teacher, Arrested After Having Sex with Student, Aborting Child11A Florida teacher is behind bars after she was accused of having sex with a student in her pickup truck.Florida Woman Rips Off Grandma’s Bra, Robs Her For Hotel Room Money, Gets Arrested12A Florida woman attacked and burglarized her own grandmother to get money for a hotel room, according to local police.Florida Woman Arrested After Cops Hear Baby in Trunk During Traffic Stop13A Florida woman was arrested after deputies pulled over her car and found her baby in the trunk of a car, according to reports.Florida Woman Sells Home, Lives on Cruise Ship For Seven Years14An 86-year-old Florida woman has been living on a cruise ship for the last seven years, and she says she’s loved every minute of it.Florida Woman Drives Drunk, Crashes Into Pole; Kids Flee Car and Call the Cops15A Florida mom was arrested Tuesday after her son and three friends bolted the car she was driving and turned her in to the cops.Florida Woman Tweets Request For Weed, Police Respond in Hilarious Fashion16Twitter user Rosa Sparkz got the wrong kind of response when she asked for weed in a tweet. The hilarious response from local law enforcement has gone viral.Zola and Jess: Florida Stripper Story Captivates Twitter17A former stripper named Zola recently tweeted a completely bonkers tale of sex, momey and mayhem on Twitter. The tale instantly made her a viral star.Florida Woman’s Body Found in Motel With Live Monkeys, “Incoherent Man”18A Florida woman met a strange fate over the weekend. The unidentified 59-year-old was found dead in a motel room with a couple of live monkeys.Florida Teacher Fired For Sending Nude Photos to Students19A Florida teacher has been fired for sending nude photos to multiple students. That’s right – MULTIPLE students.Florida Woman Sees Sign from God in Baby’s Poop20A woman in Florida is praising the Lord today. She believes He sent her a message in the form of a cross… that appeared in her baby’s dirty diaper.