Farrah Abraham to MTV: Maci Bookout Should Be Fired Immediately!

You may be wondering why we're even talking about any of this, and that would be fair. But there is a reason -- and that reason is that Farrah apparently thinks Maci, after getting up on her moral high horse all those years ago, is now doing porn.

It's because Maci is going to be filming that Naked and Afraid show, and if you've ever seen a second of it, you'd know that it's not porn. At all. It's not a tiny little bit sexy, unless you have some sort of very specific fetish that involves filthy people trying to survive out in the wilderness.

Sure, the word "naked" is in the title of the show, but it's not the sexy kind. All of Maci's naughty bits will be blurred, and most contestants on the show try to find ways to fashion their own clothing anyway.

So Maci will be naked on cable television, completely blurred out and not doing anything remotely sexual, while Farrah strips completely naked and plays with sex toys on porn websites. They are both naked, yes, but there's where the similarities in these two situations end.

Everyone can understand that, right? That is, everyone but Farrah.

Our favorite former Teen Mom did a new interview this week, and the topic of Maci's new gig came up. And hilariously, Farrah referred to the whole thing as "really pornographic."