Farrah Abraham: Her Hilarious Dating Profile Revealed! [Exclusive]

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7. LOL

LOL
OK, obviously this is ridiculous for a number of reasons. Really, just so many reasons.

8. Be Real

Be Real
She obviously wouldn't fill her About section with things like "barely literate" or "famous for getting pregnant at 16" or "most hated reality star ever," but there's probably a balance between that and what she actually wrote, right?

9. Run, Fellas

Run, Fellas
And there's only so much information one can fit in a dating profile, but still, it seems a little careless of her to fail to mention what kind of girlfriend she is. Because she is a crazy one.

10. Derek

Derek
When she dated Derek Underwood in high school, she didn't even tell him when she got pregnant, and once they were having sex in her bedroom and her father walked in, then chased Derek out of the house with a knife.

11. Yikes

Yikes
If there's even a remote possibility of being chased by a knife if you get with Farrah, you definitely need to know that going in.

12. Farrah, No

Farrah, No
When Sophia was just a little bitty baby, Farrah went on a few dates with another guy, and he was forced to meet her mother, who actually said to him “We would love to have you go to heaven with all of us.”

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Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.