OK, obviously this is ridiculous for a number of reasons. Really, just so many reasons.
She obviously wouldn't fill her About section with things like "barely literate" or "famous for getting pregnant at 16" or "most hated reality star ever," but there's probably a balance between that and what she actually wrote, right?
And there's only so much information one can fit in a dating profile, but still, it seems a little careless of her to fail to mention what kind of girlfriend she is. Because she is a crazy one.
When she dated Derek Underwood in high school, she didn't even tell him when she got pregnant, and once they were having sex in her bedroom and her father walked in, then chased Derek out of the house with a knife.
If there's even a remote possibility of being chased by a knife if you get with Farrah, you definitely need to know that going in.
When Sophia was just a little bitty baby, Farrah went on a few dates with another guy, and he was forced to meet her mother, who actually said to him “We would love to have you go to heaven with all of us.”