David Eason: I'm Making My Own Weapons Now, And Y'all Should Be SCARED!

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There's been much talk about the need for common sense gun control laws in recent weeks.

Most Americans think the time to act is now, before more innocent lives are lost in mass shootings.

Then you have your David Eason types who think it's their God-given right to threaten politicians with military-grade assault weapons.

Now, it's probably very difficult for David to buy a gun these days, what with the president-threatening posts and his recent decision to murder Jenelle Evans' French bulldog with a freakin' shotgun. 

But Eason's got a plan B -- and he wants you to know he can still do plenty of murderin' when he wants to.

Take a look:

1. The Mad Man

The Mad Man
If there's one thing that David Eason loves more than killing, it's the weapons he uses for said killing.

2. Gun Nut

Gun Nut
Like most violent Americans, Eason's weapon of choice is the firearm, but you get one visit from the Secret Service, execute one beloved family pet, and rack a dozen or so arrests, and suddenly, it's hard to get your hands on new guns ...

3. David Problems

David Problems
David has two big problems these days -- he's been unemployed for 18 months, and no one wants to sell him a new boom stick because of his mile-long criminal record.

4. Man With a Plan

Man With a Plan
Fortunately, he may have just figured out a way to kill two birds with one inexpertly handmade weapon.

5. Here We Go Again ...

Here We Go Again ...
Yes, David announced this week, that he'll be selling handcrafted weapons online. There's literally no way this can end badly!

6. This Freakin' Guy

This Freakin' Guy
(Ed. note: If you're interested in his products, we suggest you buy online and not approach David at home. He's been known to violently threaten trespassers ... even when they're not really trespassing.)

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