Daughter Ends Up on Sext Chain with Mom, Horny Italian Dude

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Quick, what's the most awkward thing that's ever happened between you and your parents?

They walked in on you in the shower? You saw their dirty underwear in the laundry? One of you clogged the toilet?

In a word: Whatever.

The girl stuck accidentally in the following text chain does NOT feel your pain.

She somehow got included in a discussion between her mom... some seemingly random gentlemen ... and lots of talk over that guy's "plumbing."

We have no idea why she waited to long to speak up, but we do know that this is how the sext chain went...

 

1. Nice Boobbies!

Nice Boobbies!
And so it begins. We assume there was a photo of Sharon (and her "boobbies") included here.

2. There Pretty

There Pretty
This guy's game does not include perfect grammar, that's for sure.

3. Up to a 38D

Up to a 38D
We're guessing this is the only part this guy needed to read. Let's be honest.

4. Hubba. Hubba.

Hubba. Hubba.
Yup, we were right.

5. The Pipes Work Well!

The Pipes Work Well!
Pardon us. We just need to go throw up in our mouth a bit.

6. Now That's a Spicy Meat and Balls!

Now That's a Spicy Meat and Balls!
We didn't know this was an Italian stereotype.

7. Such a Bad Boy!

Such a Bad Boy!
Let's just say we'll be ordering a lot of room service after all the sex... if you know what we mean!

8. Like a Virgin... Again

Like a Virgin... Again
Can you touch me for the first time... again?

9. Yes, We Know What She Means

Yes, We Know What She Means
Please don't explain it any further.

10. Hi, Mom

Hi, Mom
Oh... hey. I didn't see you over there. How much did you read?

11. Seriously?!?

Seriously?!?
Was it so hard to see who was on your text chain, Mom? What about you, Random Italian Dude?

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