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National Enquirer admits that he???s probably right

If John Edwards wants to be the new Bill Clinton, he???s got some learning to do. See back in 1992, when MTV and underwear preference mattered, Bill Clinton dealt with and overcame his own National Enquirer drama over his relations with Gennifer Flowers.

But John Edwards is running on a two Americas campaign, not a two women one. Since his National Enquirer scandal broke in October, he has denied allegations that he had an affair with his video web producer Rielle Hunter. The Enquirer has not followed up on the story, which is the tabloid equivalent of admitting defeat.

Ok, so Edwards didn???t cheat on his wife. But he still hasn???t gotten the support of Oprah or Barbra Streisand, so sadly his fidelity remains irrelevant.

Nov 29, 2007 · Link · Respond

• If Isaiah Washington had to go to rehab for being a bigot, shouldn’t Paris Hilton have to go to rehab for being a twat?

• Drew Barrymore offers some words of wisdom about her drug-addled past and Dakota Fanning’s drug-addled future.

• Leelee Sobieski’s low-cut dress isn’t a slutty excuse to show off her tata’s…it’s a metaphor for all the “boobs” working in Hollywood nowadays.

• The makers of Budweiser’s unfunny face-bumping commercial to be sued by the creators of tthe unfunny face-bumping genre.

• Barbra Streisand’s political strategy: throw money at all the Democratic candidates and pray to God that one of them actually wins.

• Sienna Miller manages to keep her pants on during a drunken, public makeout sesh with musician-slash-starfucker Jamie Burke.

• Tara Reid gets even more irrefutable evidence that she is not, in fact, a V.I.P.

Feb 6, 2007 · Link · Respond

• Turns out the guy who heckled Barbra Streisand may have not only been conservative, but a stalker as well. What a nightmare. [Page Six]

• China has placed sanctions on Jay-Z. A diss track is surely soon to follow. [NYDN]

David Bowie will voice a character on an upcoming episode of SpongeBob Squarepants. We???re shocked???really we never saw anything like this coming. [Metro UK]

• Expect the people of Malawi to come out with a reality show where they pawn their children away to rich celebrities any day now. [Y!]

Oct 11, 2006 · Link · Respond



• Please, please do not let Diddy add ???King??? to his name. [Y!]

Barbra Streisand has been reborn! No, she didn???t have plastic surgery, she just had a really good/controversial concert. [Newsday]

• So it seems for all their tough-guy posturing, Slayer is somewhat afraid of an international incident. We, uh, can???t really blame them. [NME]

• For a mere $30 dollars you can live your dream of being a washed-up celebrity junkie! [Idolator]

• Ooooh, 50 Cent called Kanye West “gay.” Apparently he forgot why Eminem performed with Elton John that year at the Grammys. [R&M]

Oct 10, 2006 · Link · Respond

• Back in 2000 when she announced her retirement, Barbara Streisand gave us reason to rejoice. Sadistically, she decided to stick around. [KRT]

Madonna was tired of Maddox and Zahara taking her kids??? spotlight. The solution? African babies! They’re the new Birkin bags! [Y!]

• We know he???s not a musician, but Jacob the Jeweler gets mentioned in at least 35 rap songs every quarter. Now he’s screwed, and the only person who has anything nice to say is Diddy. [Lloyd Grove]

• Frankly, we???re not surprised that nobody remembers Constantine Maroulis. Anyone that makes Scott Stapp seem a lot cooler than him must be depressing to remember. [Village Voice]

Oct 4, 2006 · Link · Respond

Janice Dickinson on why nobody is as super super modely as she. [Book Standard]

• Thank you Barbra Streisand, for proving that the Jews don’t own Hollywood? Nobody who owned Hollywood would have to hit on the kid at the ticket counter to get free movie tickets. [Lowdown]

• It’s finally confirmed: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are a twosome. But, neither of them are really A-List anymore, so … nobody freakin cares. [People]

• If only we could have been there for Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton’s catfight in which nobody fought anyone. We would have ripped out clumps of our own hair and thrown it around just to purpetuate the rumor. [TMZ]

• St. Marks Church in the Bowery gets nailed by a huge oak tree. See, this is God saying The Da Vinci Code is baaad. [Curbed]

May 16, 2006 · Link · Respond


• Turning 64 is as good as butta’. Barbra Streisand, today (like every other one) is your day! [Perez Hilton]

Russell Simmons and Nick Lachey are in a competition to see who can sleep with the most women before his divorce is finalized. [Page Six]

• Rappers tell kids to be careful with their spending. No additional commentary needed. [ABC]

• First we had the list of worst albums ever. But now we have something even better — “The 50 Worst Things Ever to Happen to Music” according to Blender. [Mirror]

• It seems that George Michael’s pot smoking has done wonders for his ticket sales. [Mirror]

Apr 24, 2006 · Link · Respond