Someone Give That Woman a Beer
By which we mean... a dozen beers.
HA! Take This!
Good luck going on that international honeymoon now, loser!
And Good Luck Watching Movies at Home!
Or, you know, paying for goods and services.
Misery Loves Company
It sometimes NEEDS company.
One HELL of a Day
Sounds like an understatement to us.
We're Here for You, Honey
And we'll never sleep with your fiance, we promise.