Adam Levine supposedly texted Jessica Simpson that he "needed space" back in 2006. We're not sure why anyone would ever want space from those boobs.
Simon Cowell addressed Terri Seymour live on Extra one time and told the audience that she dumped in via text message.
Charlie Sheen told The Hollywood Reporter in 2011 that ex-girlfriend Bree Olsen broke up with him by text message. Sorry if we don't feel too badly for Charlie Sheen.
After Zayn Malik ditched One Direction, he reportedly dumped Perrie Edwards as well ... ending their engagement via text. That is some cold s--t.