33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You're Not Them By Author Tattle Taylor at Jun 16, 2014 • Category LOL Drunk people are hilarious, awkward, and sometimes downright disgusting. Here are 33 drunk people who’ll make you glad you’re not them. Those hangovers are going to be brutal!1Flavor FlavIt’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.2Red Solo cupThis is an epic red solo cup tower. Or an epic beer pong challenge round.3Leaning Tower of Beer CansBeer can towers take talent. And really, really flat hat brims.4I See You!This is the best/worst prank ever to be played on a drunk person ever. A face shaved into your hair is mortifying, but think of the possibilities during that boring 8 a.m. history class!5Melon HeadMaybe your friends are forward thinkers who fashion a crash helmet out of a hollowed watermelon in order to…protect your melon.6Olaf? Is That You? This guy looks like what happens when Olaf and Carmen Miranda have a lovechild. 7Pizza DeliveryPizza delivery: NAILED IT!8Trash HeapYour friends might channel their inner Fraggle Rock fan and turn you nito a human Trash Heap.9Superpowers ActivateClimbing into this thing won’t turn you into Superman. Don’t do this.10Doggie DoorThis didn’t go quite as well as she had planned.11WaterboardingYes, this is a man wrapped in a water hose spraying himself in the face while his buddies cheer him on. Yes.12Drunk ElvisWhat happens in Vegas…13Just Married!Stays in Vegas.14Love In a Hopeless PlaceBros…before hos?15Chair DanceSitting is hard for drunk people.16Bench Press This!See? Sitting is hard! So is laying down on the bench, apparently.17Props!Sitting down: NAILED IT! And he even became a photo prop for passersby! 18Old Drunk PeopleHelp! She’s fallen (down drunk) and she can’t get up!19The Ride HomeThis guy planned ahead and decided to take the subway home. Unless the subway IS his home, we’re pretty sure he’s not going to make it.20It’s Showtime!Little did the other passengers know they’d entered The Hangover meets Stripcar Surprise!21Street SleepingNeither can these girls, apparently, who thought the street was a great place to lay down and crash for the evening.22Cheese Pizza PillowMaybe this woman got her cheese pizza pillow from the girl who failed pizza delivery. (CHEESE PIZZA PILLOW.)23Girl’s Best FriendAt least this girl had the sense to curl up with the dog to stay warm while she sleeps it off in the yard.24GrillmasterDon’t expect to eat tonight if this guy was manning the grill. Expect a visit from the fire department.25Walk This WaySay it with me now: Cross WALK.26When Nature CallsWhen nature calls, you answer her. Right where you are. Even if it means you answer her all over your own feet.27Urine Luck!You made it to SOME SORT of receptacle for human waste, but peeing on your own feet is better than this.28Broke Down PalaceJust how does one sleep through the collapse of such an empire anyway, huh?29Game of ThronesThis guy’s going to need some Hair of the Dog AND a chiropractor.30Potty TimeNot only do girls go to the bathroom in pairs, they pass out there, too.31Defying GravityHow…wha….WHY? Who looks at the top of the fridge and says “that’d be a great place to sleep it off!”?32A Friendly ReminderThis is your friendly reminder never to drink and drive. Or cycle. 33Diners, Drive-ins, and DrunksThis kid was in for the surprise of his life when he sobered up and realized Tom Hanks got in on the drunken-mockery magic.