33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You're Not Them

It's all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.

This is an epic red solo cup tower. Or an epic beer pong challenge round.

Beer can towers take talent. And really, really flat hat brims.

This is the best/worst prank ever to be played on a drunk person ever. A face shaved into your hair is mortifying, but think of the possibilities during that boring 8 a.m. history class!

Maybe your friends are forward thinkers who fashion a crash helmet out of a hollowed watermelon in order to...protect your melon.

This guy looks like what happens when Olaf and Carmen Miranda have a lovechild.

Pizza delivery: NAILED IT!

Your friends might channel their inner Fraggle Rock fan and turn you nito a human Trash Heap.

Climbing into this thing won't turn you into Superman. Don't do this.

This didn't go quite as well as she had planned.

Yes, this is a man wrapped in a water hose spraying himself in the face while his buddies cheer him on. Yes.

What happens in Vegas...

Stays in Vegas.

Bros...before hos?

Sitting is hard for drunk people.

See? Sitting is hard! So is laying down on the bench, apparently.

Sitting down: NAILED IT! And he even became a photo prop for passersby!

Help! She's fallen (down drunk) and she can't get up!

This guy planned ahead and decided to take the subway home. Unless the subway IS his home, we're pretty sure he's not going to make it.

Little did the other passengers know they'd entered The Hangover meets Stripcar Surprise!

Neither can these girls, apparently, who thought the street was a great place to lay down and crash for the evening.

Maybe this woman got her cheese pizza pillow from the girl who failed pizza delivery. (CHEESE PIZZA PILLOW.)

At least this girl had the sense to curl up with the dog to stay warm while she sleeps it off in the yard.

Don't expect to eat tonight if this guy was manning the grill. Expect a visit from the fire department.

Say it with me now: Cross WALK.

When nature calls, you answer her. Right where you are. Even if it means you answer her all over your own feet.

You made it to SOME SORT of receptacle for human waste, but peeing on your own feet is better than this.

Just how does one sleep through the collapse of such an empire anyway, huh?

This guy's going to need some Hair of the Dog AND a chiropractor.

Not only do girls go to the bathroom in pairs, they pass out there, too.

How...wha....WHY? Who looks at the top of the fridge and says "that'd be a great place to sleep it off!"?

This is your friendly reminder never to drink and drive. Or cycle.

This kid was in for the surprise of his life when he sobered up and realized Tom Hanks got in on the drunken-mockery magic.