Behold, the hottest Katy Perry photos of all time.
You will be roaring with approval as you scroll through these. Bow down to the queen ... and shake your head at how John Mayer landed this.
We know it didn't last, but still. What a douche.
Anyway, in honor of KP living 32 glorious years on this earth, let's celebrate with 32 iconic shots of the singer.
Katy Perry W Magazine Photo
Katy Perry looking sultry in the new issue of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever.
Katy Perry, Slime Sports Bra
That slime sports bra just makes you think of ... never mind.
Katy Perry's Cleavage
Katy Perry's cleavage is so intense. We could stare at it for days. Days.
Katy Perry brags about having nice FUPA. Her words, not ours ... but we don't disagree.
Katy Perry at 2013 Grammys
We really like Katy Perry's fashion choice here. Two aspects of it stand out in particular.
Katy Perry in Rolling Stone Magazine
An iconic photo of Katy Perry in Rolling Stone magazine. Possibly the hottest photo of anyone ever.
Katy Perry Esquire Cover
Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG.
Katy Perry Rolling Stone Cover
Katy Perry on the cover of Rolling Stone. Enough. Said.
Hot Katy Perry
To say the least. Katy Perry looks quite sexy in this picture from Esquire. We'd kiss this girl and like it!
Katy Perry in Esquire
Katy Perry in the April 2009 issue of Esquire magazine. She looks pretty hot if you ask us.
Katy Perry W Photo
Easily the hottest a sweater has ever looked on any human.
Hot Hot Katy
Katy Perry is hot stuff. Of this there is little doubt. Look at the photo, though, for additional evidence.
Katy Perry Esquire Pic
An absurdly sexy picture of Katy Perry in the new issue of Esquire magazine, April 2009 style. She knows how to work it.
This Dress is Exquisite
She leaves us breathless.
Katy Perry Nude GIF
Katy Perry in nude, GIF form. That right there is just phenomenal stuff.
Katy Perry GIF
The best Katy Perry GIF ever. Play this one on repeat people.
Katy Perry Bouncing
Katy Perry loves Twerking. Or just bouncing up and down. Gotta love it.
Katy Perry Twerking
Katy Perry is so freaking HOT and Twerking (sort of) in this amazing GIF. It's like she is mounting and going to town on an invisible John Mayer.
Katy Sings It
Katy Perry is beautiful and very successful. Talented? Eh, she's got a great body and catchy songs. That's all there is to it.
Katy Perry Ballot Dress
Katy Perry rocks a hot, skin-tight dress with President Obama's slogan Forward. Nice.
Hot Katy Perry Picture
Not the most conventionally hot Katy Perry pic - no skin, cleavage, etc. - but man does she look good in this old Hollywood glamour shot.
Katy Perry With No Makeup
Beautiful even without the makeup, outrageous outfits and theatrics.
Hot and Cold
No question about it, Katy Perry makes us hot ... and never cold.
Sexy Katy Perry Photo
Every Katy Perry photo is sexy if you ask us. And we hope you did, because this is a topic we could expand upon if needed.
Katy Perry's Backside
Oh, and what a nice backside that is. Makes you want to ... post pictures of it so you can share it with the masses. That's it ...
Katy Perry poses for Complex magazine, showing off her best angle if we do say so ourselves. And we do say so. And would again.
Katy Perry gets down and dirty in this photo from Complex Magazine. And not an unhot photo, if we do say so ourselves.
Katy Perry poses for a photo in Complex Magazine. And a hot one, at that.
Shout Out to Orlando Bloom Dong
Katy also looks hot in this now-infamous shot though.
Katy Perry See-Through Dress Photo
Katy Perry rocks a see-through dress on Instagram. Many fans weren't fans of this look.
Katy Perry Bikini Pose
Katy Perry is giving California Gurls a good name in this bikini-based photo. HOT STUFF!
Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine
Katy Perry models in Esquire magazine. Glorious photo.