24 Klassic Khloe Kardashian Quotes

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Khloe Kardashian is known for saying some crazy stuff. Here are some examples.

1. Eff me with a dildo!

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F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

2. My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress.

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My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress.

My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress.

3. Shark attack warning!

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Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.

Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.

4. I have a big vagina. I can't control it.

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I have a big vagina. I can't control it.

I have a big vagina. I can't control it.

5. I love black balls!

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[On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.

[On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.

6. You're gross!

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Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.

Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.

7. Don't be a whore.

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If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.

If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.

8. Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?

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Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?

Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?

9. Obsessed with nipples!

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I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.

I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.

10. Boob changes.

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My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.

My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.

11. What if they know how to queef on command?

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What if they know how to queef on command?

What if they know how to queef on command?

12. Black penis lover.

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I would say, hashtag, ‘I only like black c**k!’ That’s what I would say!

I would say, hashtag, ‘I only like black c**k!’ That’s what I would say!

13. He's a douche lord.

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[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.

[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.

14. F-ck my anal cavity!

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F-ck my anal cavity!

F-ck my anal cavity!

15. A beautiful serpent...

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Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.

Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul....

16. Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!

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Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!

Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!

17. I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.

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I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.

I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.

18. Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!

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Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!

Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!

19. Slamming Kris Humphries.

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[To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.

[To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.

20. I just want to sh-t on her face!

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[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!

[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!

21. If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

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If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

22. Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?

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Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?

Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?

23. A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big.

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A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big.

A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big.

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I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

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They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]