Oh, you crazy supermarket tabloids.
You keep saying Selena Gomez is pregnant? And so is Jennifer Aniston? And Kim Kardashian has broken up with Kanye West 79 times by now, right?
WRONG! These tabloid cover stories are all so very wrong. But that's what makes them hilarious!
Gwen Stefani Pregnant?
Gwen Stefani is pregnant, according to this cover of In Touch Weekly. It's not true. But whatever, right?
George Clooney Gay Affair Story
How dare you, George Clooney?!?!?!? According to this hilarious tabloid story, the actor has cheated on his wife... with another man.
Selena Gomez Pregnant Story
This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber's baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly.
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren't doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid.
Kate Middleton Tabloid Report
Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet.
Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover
Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style.
OJ as Khloe Kardashian's Father?
Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian's father. Do you believe this rumor?
Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It's amazing, really.