Oh yeah? Well... I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
This would NOT be considered one of the greatest Facebook comebacks of all-time, even if it would likely make the THG staff laugh for hours.
Below, however, we've collected some of the best disses and retorts ever shared on social media, as users have proven over the years that they can give as well as they can get.
Scroll down and take note the next time someone fronts...
You Go, Mom!
We'd like to think the mother was holding a microphone upon writing this and subsequently dropped it.
Man vs. Woman
Hmmm... it's hard to say which is more impressive, right?
Someone Has a Pet Peeve
Wait, no. Sorry. Please don't come after us, PETA!
Puff the Delicious Cereal
You're ALMOST a fully healthy eater. Keep trying!
Game. Set. Match.
For real. Good lucking coming up with a comeback for this.
It's true. We can provide you with a dictionary if it would help.
Don't Question God
He may come to you in a variety of ways.
Challenging the NSA
This individual is far braver than we could ever be.
But She Probably Felt Bad About It!
For at least a little while at least. We hope.
Right vs. Left
No, this is not a political reference, despite the topic of voting.
Just Add a Couple Vowels
Do you get it now?
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Really? You're really gonna call them???
Do You Maybe Also Find it Under the Bridge?
And do you not want to ever feel like you did on the day you found it?
An Important Distinction
She may not be your girlfriend any longer after seeing this response.
The Devil is in the Details
The details of this horribly written Facebook post, that is.
Period. End of Sentence.
And also end of one sleeping eight hours a night in some cases.
Did You Really Say That?
No, right? Because no one has ever said that.
Game. Set. Match... Take 2!
Take a bow, Facebook user. Take a long, slow, well-deserved bow.
Man. We wish we had Mrs. Johanson in high school.
Are You Sure That's You?
Or, better yet, are you sure you want that to be you?
Little Help Here?
Anyone? Anyone at all? Life is so unfair!