Take a look at the 21 best and worst Tinder messages. Some of these are so terrible they’re great. But the real question is, would YOU date these senders?
Kim Jong NOPE This wins Tinder. Forever and ever.
Big Spender There’s something about this incredibly cheap date that almost seems intriguing. Until the part about roleplaying Twilight, that is. Dibs on sparkles!
Chat Roulette A/S/L? Remember that?
Dance Dance Revolution Are those…dancing chickens? Women?
Dino-MITE! But really, is this person 6? Dino chicken nuggets aren’t even real chicken.
E-Harmony? As an opener, this one’s not so bad. We’d be ashamed to say we met on Tinder, too.
Lower the Bar Only if for a night…
Hakuna Matata It means no worries. Except probably worry about someone who wants you to roleplay Disney films about talking animals.
Hands Touching Hands But would you want to grow old with me? That’s the question.
Happy Anniversary This guy thinks there’s still a chance a whole year after his message went unanswered. That’s dedication.
Go Fork Yourself Utensil emoji are hard to decipher. This person’s either a psychotic knife murderer or really, really kinky.
Paging Kristen Bell Her poor pet sloth! She needs to keep him out of trees!
Ouch! When dumb and intelligent people collide…
Out of Your League When bad euphemisms go smart….
Second Chances What do we say to second chances? Nope.
Shakespeare in Love Well that took an interesting turn.
Shame Spiral Probably a good idea to get this person a therapist.
Stalker We know Tinder works on location, but this MIGHT cross the line a little. Maybe.
Taylor Swift Lyrics Is it just us or could this totally be a Taylor Swift song? We best she does all the talking though.
Ugly Sweater Party Now we really just want to know if Ryan actually knows how to knit.
You Don’t Say It’s not really shocking that this opener has gone “surprisingly bad” is it?
You Go Glen Coco Mean Girls FOR LIFE!