Surprisingly, I'm not going to include Kim Kardashian in this round-up.
Yes, her face looked especially plastic at the 2016 Met Ball, and her dress was mostly metal, but it wasn't a serious crime against fashion.
There were others wearing far more offensive garb. Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?
I don't know what this is. I think she's trying to pick up where Rihanna left off, but all I see is an audition for 'Wicked.'
WTF is going on here, and I'm not just referring to the outfit.
I lived through this trend the first time around with Kelly Taylor, Donna Martin and Claire Arnold. I think we can retire it before it hits high street, thanks.
A lot of you will take me to task for putting Swift on the worst-dressed list, but I was just not into whatever she was wearing.
No. Nope. Shut it down.
This girl is slouching and looks to be in pain.