Surprisingly, I'm not going to include Kim Kardashian in this round-up.
Yes, her face looked especially plastic at the 2016 Met Ball, and her dress was mostly metal, but it wasn't a serious crime against fashion.
There were others wearing far more offensive garb. Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?
I don't know what this is. I think she's trying to pick up where Rihanna left off, but all I see is an audition for 'Wicked.'
WTF is going on here, and I'm not just referring to the outfit.
I lived through this trend the first time around with Kelly Taylor, Donna Martin and Claire Arnold. I think we can retire it before it hits high street, thanks.
A lot of you will take me to task for putting Swift on the worst-dressed list, but I was just not into whatever she was wearing.
No. Nope. Shut it down.
This girl is slouching and looks to be in pain.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
The most expensive house coats money can buy.
I would be find if Connelly paired the dress with sublte heels, but - again - I'm having 90210 flashbacks and I don't like it.
I...what am I looking at?
I would be fine with the dress if she looked to be fine with the dress, but Schumer didn't look to be fine with the dress. Her body language said it all.