More like... What the Hell?!?
The following Twitter messages (some from the President of the United States!) do often invoke loud laughter, but they also invoke pure consternation and depressing over the state of our fellow human beings.
Yes, Internet users really did write the following things for public consumption:
The President of the United States Wrote This
And then didn't delete it for six hours.
He Also Wrote This
We... WHAT, The Donald?!?
Ouch! Total Burn!
Well partial burn. Chlamydia actually begins with a C. But whatever. Details, right?
This Would Be Profound..
... if the person had written "wounds" instead of "wombs." Those two words mean very different things.
This is Simply Untrue
Sorry, @lanadelcunt. Back to fourth grade for you.
It Could Be Worse, Right?
You could be going through menopause.
But Misery Hates It!
It's the Show Me State, so why not?!? Show Missouri some company, people!
So, Like, in a Factual Way?
Such as: That person over there, he or she is a... nevermind.
We Have No Idea
And neither does Francis Scott Key, we're guessing.
No Punchline Needed
This one writes itself, sadly.
Yes, Pick Up a Book
Please, user, pick up a book. Maybe two books, one on spelling and one on history.
Can You Be More Specific?
Like, name an actual ocean please.
Do Morons Get to Use Twitter?
Yes, apparently they do.
Let's Hope Not One Ate It!
Because that would ruin all the footage.
Let's Hope Oprah Didn't Read This Tweet
A #RealBadSpellingMistake, man.
You're Supposed to Count Sheep
Not inhale living animals.
Take a Hint... Women!
This is all your fault.
Why? Peddlestools sound like a fun way to travel.
You don't HAVE to be a vegetable before you die.
Just... one. Giant. Forehead. Slap.
Entenmann's used the hashtag "#notguilty to promote its product. The problem was that this hashtag came from the Casey Anthony trial and verdict. OOPS!