Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.
Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.
Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.
Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. She is destined for a career as a determined, clever, unflappable law enforcement official. Or just a lot of ridicule.
Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.
Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone
Hunger Games star Jena Malone welcomed a son with her boyfriend, photographer Ethan DeLorenzo, in 2016 and named the little guy Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone. An ode to a new mountainous level of parenting?
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