Married 4 LYFE
"Well, are you happy?" Kate allegedly asked William in the 1902 State Landau, according to a lip reader for the Daily Mail.
"Yes! Yes!" William replied. "It was a beautiful service. It really was. . . It was amazing. I’m so proud you’re my wife."
Pardon The View, Your Majesty
"Ma'am, is it at all possible to consider the my local pilates studio for a royal warrant? I just checked Facebook while Kate was signing her marriage certificate, and my backside is trending."
Job Well Done, Carole
"I deserve an estate. Or a title, at the very least."
For Those Of You Not Invited Inside
"Here is the program, plebs."
The Money Shot
"Be back soon for the coronation!"
There, There Mr. Horse
"Has one been fed a bale of oats yet?"