29 Epic Wedding Last Name Fails By Author Free Britney at Feb 24, 2014 • Category LOL We don’t know these people personally, but certain last names just don’t need to be paired together in a wedding announcement.Eaton Cox1We know what’s on the menu after the reception! (Sorry)Fillerup Standing2Not sitting or lying down.Kumon Topomi3Comment rendered unnecessary.Looney Warde4Gives new definition to “crazy in love.”Wang Holder5She looks like she can handle marriage.Crapp Beer6Guaranteed they served Natural Ice or Milwaukee’s Best at their reception.Jaeger Meister7Now that’s more like it.Poore Sapp8Could be said of every guy who ever got married … but especially this one.Hardy Harr9Their wedding was a joyous affair, filled with laughter.Kuntz Dick10They fit together like … yeah.Gowen Geter11He got ‘er done alright.Ruff Goings12Incredibly, the inevitability of this headline didn’t lead one of them to leave the other at the altar.Gross Pantti13Doesn’t look like they’d be THAT gross … but point taken.Golden Showers14It’s always the unassuming ones who are into the kinky stuff.Appel Bottum15Nelly would approve.Wacker Dailey16No, this isn’t a distant relative of Chris Brown. (Sorry)Wendt Adaway17Where did they go after the reception, we wonder?!Long Wiwi18Better than a Short-Wiwi wedding.Drinkwine Layer19Why wait?Busch Rash20It happens to the best of us. Particularly after wedding night … never mind.Aikin Johnson21Ditto.Cockman Dickman22Now that is a match made in hog heaven.MacDonald Berger23If they didn’t hit up the Golden Arches for their first meal as a married couple, this isn’t a planet we wanna be living on.Best Lay24These two had great chemistry from the start.Broeker Knuckles25We don’t even wanna know how.Filler Quick26Sometimes you gotta finish things up and keep it short and sweet.Beaver Wetter27So, so wet.Traylor Hooker28Humble beginnings.Butts McCracken29You can’t make these up.