Also, the Number 13 is Bad Luck
"We don't have 13 floors, do we?!?" (Yes, Kanye, we do. Some stupid buildings just label Floor 13 as Floor 14.)
I'm Troubled, But Smart!
"I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder... But I had a 98th percentile IQ test." (And he said another doctor then said he just has a sleep disorder.)
All About Benjamins
"We can empower the pharmaceuticals and make more money. I've never been in a situation where I didn't make more money."
We're Failing the President
"What I need SNL to improve on. What I need Liberals to improve one... if he don't look good, we don't look good. He's our President!"
I'm with HIM
"I love Hillary. I love everyone, but the campaign ‘I’m with her’ just didn’t make me feel — as a guy … it was something about this hat that made me feel like Superman."
I'm Basically the Best Thing in America
"Our best export is entertainment and ideas."