Kanye West thinks he is doing his best to make America great again.
On October 11, the controversial rapper met with the even more controversial President to discuss…
… well, we have no idea, really.
At one point, Kanye confirmed that he wants to abolish the 13th amendment.
At another point, he bragged about how much money he’smade with his shoe deal.
It such a rant from West that Trump was actually left speechless. He had no idea what to say when it was all over.
And we can’t really blame him. How does anyone respond to the following Kanye West quotes?
On Wearing His MAGA Hat
“They tried to scare me into not wearing this hat. But this hat gives me power.”
More About His MAGA Hat:
“You made a Superman cape for me.”
On the Inspiration That Is Donald Trump:
“You gave me the heart to go to Adidas.” (He then talked for awhile about how popular his shoes are and how he’s a billionaire.)
The Most Important Thing a President Can Do:
“It’s more important than any specific thing that we bring jobs into America.
Yes, He Wants to Abolish the Anti-Slavery Amendment:
“I did say abolish the 13th amendment because it’s a trap door… you gotta remove the trap doors.” (Oh, okay then.)
Trap Doors Suck!
“There’s a lot of things affecting mental health that makes us do crazy things that puts us back in that trap door called the 13th amendment.”
Also, the Number 13 is Bad Luck
“We don’t have 13 floors, do we?!?” (Yes, Kanye, we do. Some stupid buildings just label Floor 13 as Floor 14.)
I’m Troubled, But Smart!
“I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder… But I had a 98th percentile IQ test.” (And he said another doctor then said he just has a sleep disorder.)
All About Benjamins
“We can empower the pharmaceuticals and make more money. I’ve never been in a situation where I didn’t make more money.”
We’re Failing the President
“What I need SNL to improve on. What I need Liberals to improve one… if he don’t look good, we don’t look good. He’s our President!”
I’m with HIM
“I love Hillary. I love everyone, but the campaign ‘I’m with her’ just didn’t make me feel — as a guy … it was something about this hat that made me feel like Superman.”
I’m Basically the Best Thing in America
“Our best export is entertainment and ideas.”
What About Black People?
West was asked why he once famously said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people,” yet doesn’t have the same take on Trump. His response: “I think we need to care about all people. When I went on to NBC, I was programmed to think of a victimized mentality… we really get caught up in the idea of racism over the idea of industry.”
Trump Was Actually Left Speechless
“That was quite something,” he said after Kanye finally stopped talking. “It was from the soul,” West replied.