Her eyes need to be talked down from a ledge.
Somebody Do Something!
Where is Sonja Morgan? Someone get Sonja Morgan and a glass of Pinot Grigio.
A Good Party Needs Three Things
Without these three things, a party sucks.
Don't Confide In The Eyes
The eyes aren't what you would call "compassionate."
Don't Tell a Story When The Eyes Are Eating
"Is that rosemary I taste? Can someone put Kelly to bed? Why does Kelly have jelly beans?"
The Eyes are Horrified
Heaven help us.