Stop us if you've heard this one before:
Kim Kardashian just got dumped because she's fat. Or Kim Kardashian just got dumped while pregnant. Or Kim Kardashian just got dumped immediately after giving birth.
According to the supermarket tabloid industry, Kim Kardashian gets dumped nearly every other week.
Here's a rundown of the most hilarious times this reality star has allegedly gotten the heave-ho:
Kim Kardashian: Dumped! Again!
Kim Kardashian was forced to be a single mother, according to this cover story. Shocking, there was no truth to it.
Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped
Kanye split with Kim over reality television, this cover wanted us to believe. Did anyone buy it?
Dumped by Kanye!
Hey, at least six months would have been longer than 73 days, right?
Kim Kardashian Dumped?!?
That's cold, In Touch. Kim was pregnant and you went after her weight?!?
Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover
Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together.
Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly
Darn you, Kanye West! Who dumped a nine-month along pregnant woman?!? (Oh, not you? Sorry.)
Kim Kardashian Got DUMPED!
This story claimed that Kanye pulled the plug after one year of marriage. Anyone else sensing a pattern here?
What About North?
We'd be concerned about North growing up with divorced parents, if we thought she'd actually be growing up with divorced parents.
SIGH. Can't you at least try to be original, tabloid covers?
Kim Kardashian: Pregnant and Alone?
Nope. Dont worry, Kim. Your nightmare has not come true. Not even close to it.
Dumped by Reggie?!?
Hey, a Reggie Bush appearance! Remember where there were lots of rumors regarding his relationship with Kim?
Okay, yes, Kim and Kris Humphries did eventually split. But not when this magazine came out.
Kim Kardashian: Dumped! Once Again!
This is too bad for Kim Kardashian. It would suck to get dumped on your second anniversary, wouldn't it?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Over?
Is it finally over between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Of course not. But the truth doesn't matter to this tabloid.