Hollywood has produced a long list of great mothers, to be sure.
These women are not on it, though. No sir, no ma'am. No way.
Think we're being too harsh, or maybe not giving them a chance?
We beg to differ. Scroll through this slideshow of the worst this town has to offer and try to decide not whether everyone on it is a terrible mom ...
... but who is the worst of the worst. The competition is stiff.
In honor of Mother's Day, let's look at the contenders!
Kate Gosselin has eight children. And given her non-stop string of questionable behavior and shameless antics, we feel sorry for each and every one of them. Sorry, we're not buying the "working mom" bit ... there are ways to work and put food on the table while still being a more tolerable human being who sets a better example. Jon is not exactly a prize himself but let's be real.
Kris Jenner is sort of evil. Okay, more than sort of. She likes using her kids to make a lot of money. There's a reason they call her the Momager, and why she is trying to trademark the term Momager ... and why the Kardashian and Jenner children act the way they do, with the priorities they seem to embody.
Dina Lohan is responsible for Lindsay Lohan. What else needs to be said? Well, this: Dina Lohan is a wannabe Momager ... sort of like a less shrewd, less intelligent, substance abuse-ravaged version of Kris Jenner.
Jenelle Evans, mother to two sons, only has custody of one of them because of her train wreck past, and while many young moms turn things around, she continues to rack up arrests - 15, at least, by our count - to this day, and remains as unstable as when she first burst onto the Teen Mom 2 scene. If not more so.
Farrah Abraham has starred in a sex tape AND brought a life into the world. Not many women can say that ... well, actually a decent number of celebrities can these days. But Farrah has taken it to a new level, not just with her porn career, but with the associated lies she tells about it, and the way she conducts herself on a daily basis, including with regards to Sophia, her daughter. Her poor, innocent daughter.
Nadya Suleman is best known as the Octomom, because she had eight kids at one time. And boy do they look happy at this party. But it should be the SUCK-tomom, because she already had six children she couldn't support before she had eight more implanted inside her clown car uterus by a shady doctor to a total of 14. Which she can't support and occasionally commits welfare fraud on behalf of. While being an embarrassment to America and humanity as a whole. We could go on.