Donald Trump is in… the Oval Office.
Kanye West claims he will be in for the 2020 election.
But let’s be honest: neither of these stars should be in charge of the free world.
Which celebrities should actually run for President? Who might get elected and who might not even do a terrible job? We can think of a few candidates…
Dwayne Johnson
He has the personality, the social media following, the biceps. Who would mess with a Dwayne Johnson America?!?
Oprah Winfrey
Winfrey may be the most influential celebrity of all-time (just ask any author with a title in her book club), and could maybe, actually bring both sides together.
Matt Damon
The co-founder of Water.org, Damon cares about global issues, is well spoken, is a strong family man… and he makes really good movies!
George Clooney
Be honest: you had never heard of Darfur until George Clooney brought the war torn nation into the news. He has his eyes on prizes that extend far behind the Oscars.
Jon Stewart
He’s spending his post-Daily Show days inside a WWE ring. Clearly, the guy needs something better to do. Over the years, he morphed from a comedian to one of the sole voices of reason whenever the topic of politics arose. He also influenced the passing of an actual bill to help 9/11 rescue workers.
Tina Fey
She has (fake) debate experience, thanks to her impressions of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. She’s funny. She’s popular. And she may earn millions of votes from people who think she IS Palin.
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman is outspoken and widely respected. We dare anyone to hear his voice and somehow refrain from voting for him.
Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie doesn’t make many movies anymore. Know the reason? She’s too busy trying to save the world!
Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood was actually elected Mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California in 1986. He spoke at the Republican National Convention in 2012. He should probably just leave all chairs at home.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do anything, people! This guy eats soup with chopsticks and his blood type is AK-47.
Meryl Streep
Don’t laugh. Is there any more talented actres out there? Any more popular actress? She could transform herself into whatever we need her to be in the Oval Office.
Chris Rock
Heck, if he can handle the Oscars as host, running the free world will be a breeze.
Samantha Bee
We know, we know: she’s Canadian. But Trump has made it clear that nothing we believed before really matters. So whatever. We’d still push for this outspoken comedian to be in office.