[On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.

I have a big vagina. I can't control it.

[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!

I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.

If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!

My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

I would say, hashtag, ‘I only like black c**k!’ That’s what I would say!

If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.

Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.