I'm limitless as far as age is concerned…As long as he has a driver's license. I don't want to pick him up.

Kim Cattrall

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson

The producers come up to us in the dark and said, 'We are not going to have you guys judge after each performer, we are going to have all the performers go once, then twice and at the end critique them.'

Paula Abdul [on her mistake of judging an American Idol performance that hadn't taken place]

She is a 15-year-old, and I just wish everybody would leave her alone!

Tyra Banks [on Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair photos]

I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.

Jason Wahler

I feel more beautiful when I see the pictures after. I'm like, 'I wish I had felt like I looked like that when I was actually there.'

Carrie Underwood

I don't know if it's as much of a pregnancy glow as kind of a barbecue-grease glow. I've gained probably about 10 pounds.

Cash Warren [on girlfriend Jessica Alba's pregnancy]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba

Just recently I've learned to be okay with myself without wearing makeup. I think it was a special someone telling me that I didn't need it. I started taking care of my skin and realized I didn't need as much as I thought I did.

Vanessa Hudgens

To look good in the water, you have to pick the right swimsuit. I own close to 500.

Amanda Beard

It was great having red hair as a kid because I had something to blame my temper on.

Isla Fisher

Thank God for Jimmy, because all the things I don't like about myself are the things that he likes the most. Like my inner-thigh fat. He grabs it and he's like, 'I love this!'

Sarah Silverman [on boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel]