There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Brick Tamland

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina."

Ron Burgundy [on San Diego]

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy