Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 5

Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 5

This edition of Celebrity Look-Alikes goes outside the box... or spider-hole, if you will. And we will.

While it may seem crass to liken Mel Gibson to notorious former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, and it is, consider that these upstanding gentlemen have something in common. They both hate Jews! A lot! Plus, there's just something about their mutually scraggly appearance that made this photo comparison inevitable.

Heath Ledger: The Scruff or the Smooth?

Heath Ledger: The Scruff or the Smooth?

We're sorry to report, Heath Ledger, but The Joker doesn't have a beard.

We know you enjoy your scruff, what real man doesn't? And with a beautiful wife and baby at home, you don't really need to keep up appearances too well. (Unless you're angling to win back to back Best Kiss awards).

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Federline Goes Black, Won't Be Going Back

Federline Goes Black, Won't Be Going Back

If Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want to consider a different approach. You see, the pop starlet has, according to a report, given her aspiring rapper and former backup dancer husband one gift that he won't leave home without.

That being a a high-rolling Black American Express card. You know, just in case the freeloading assclown needs to go buy something. Like his own airplane.

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H to the Yo: Rapper Jay Z Goes on Water Crusade

H to the Yo: Rapper Jay Z Goes on Water Crusade

While girlfriend, Beyonce, wears the fur of innocent, slaughtered animals, Jay Z is trying to actually help those less fortunate than himself.

That's right, you can no longer accuse the rapper of being a Cristal man. His latest obsession is water, something that - sadly - doesn't flow very freely in many places around the world.

Posted in: Jay Z
The Top 19 Songs In Cyberspace

The Top 19 Songs In Cyberspace

The other day, while sitting in the T.H. Gossip headquarters and listening to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" for the 847th time , it occurred to us that we might as well buy the damn thing. Well, we were astonished to discover that no fewer than 15 songs are currently outpacing our Colombian princess on iTunes' most downloaded list. Which gave us the idea to tell our readers what those songs are.

Below, you'll find the Top 19 most downloaded songs on iTunes as of right this minute. Some you will definitely expect. Others will surprise you. Others still will nauseate you and possibly make you contemplate suicide. One is from a duo who takes its name from a former NBA star. In any event, it's a good list...

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Gibson's Career In Danger? Don't Bet On It.

Gibson's Career In Danger? Don't Bet On It.

Troubled actor and producer Mel Gibson doesn't have to fear for his career, Business Week says -- the economics of working with him are just too good.

Sure he drives drunk and is an arrogant lout who hates Jews and possibly gays too. While Mel has claimed repeatedly that he's not anti-Semetic, let's recall, in the interest of any new readers, that following his July 28 arrest in Malibu, Calif., the 50-year-old actor blamed the world's ills on the Jewish population. Yeah.

Posted in: Mel Gibson