Hey, Mel Gibson, you're not alone!

Marissa Cooper is dead!

That's not relevant to this story about former OC star, Mischa Barton, but we just wanted to scream it aloud in ecstasy. Fortunately for this tiny actress, there's an easy way to make money aside from actually earning it with any talent: paid public appearances.

Cameras caught Britney Spears leaving a recording studio in Hollywood, Calif., today, sources tell us. Reprotedly, the pop princess entered and left with her son, Sean Preston, and without her deadbeat spouse, Kevin Federline.

Britney walked out behind a big blue sheet before hopping into her black Mercedes, with a friend sitting in the passenger seat.

Wait, the Pussycat Dolls dance explicitly and sing sexually charged lyrics?

What's next, Kevin Federline is sort of like white trash?

There's little doubt that Colin Farrell attracts the ladies. Even if many of them are insane.

But can he please them? Not so much, according to Woody Allen's former au pair, Angelique Jerome. The French belle claims she got ... it ... on with Farrell just hours before the London premiere of Miami Vice.

With their respective boyfriends, that is. Although the former Laguna Beach stars, whose ongoing feud is well-documented, have definitely broken up numerous times, in a manner of speaking. We're saying there's no love lost between the Cali cuties!

In any case, Kristin Cavallari (right) has split with boyfriend Brody Jenner, People magazine confirms, while Lauren Conrad (below) has ended things with Jason Wahler, her beau on both Laguna Beach and The Hills, according to Teen People.

It's on the cover of Us Weekly; therefore, it's official:

Vince Vaughn has proposed to his girlfriend of one year, Jennifer Aniston.

Kevin Federline, a.k.a. the biggest dirtbag to ever grace the pages of the tabloids (or the Earth), is out to reshape his image. Or at least his page on the ever-popular myspace.com.

The husband of Britney Spears has abandoned his official MySpace page name, "kevinfederlineforreal," in favor of the more conventional "kevinfederline."

They fight like cats, they square off like dogs - and now Heather Mills and Paul McCartney hire lawyers like royalty.

In an interesting twist to the Most Antagonistic Divorce Ever, each side has hired a lawyer that was involved in the Prince Charles/Princess Di proceedings.

Both TMZ and the New York Post (listed in order of journalistic integrity) report that Suri Cruise may finally make her appearance in Vanity Fair.

Look, we don't know if Dave Navarro cheated on Carmen Electra or not, leading to the couple's divorce. We're not here to judge or make wild assertations. (Editor's note: this is wholly untrue. That's all The Gossip is good for.)

But we do know this: there's no doubt the former Red Hot Chili Peppers member is having sex right now.

On the air, Katie Couric is all smiles. And don't get her wrong - as she tells Parade magazine - the soon-to-be CBS news anchor is "doing great."

But Couric says she still reels from the loss of her husband eight years ago, despite feeling lucky to have a "sorority house" at home to help get her through the tough times.