Small Miracle: Britney Spears Passes Drug Test
Multiple sources confirm that hell has frozen over Britney Spears has taken and passed a drug test! Ding-dang it! Yee-haw, y'all! I gone get ma kids back!
The quote-unquote singer, 25, had been ordered by a court to submit to drug testing twice weekly as part of her custody battle with K-Fed.