Staging The Hills: Heidi-Spencer Photos Spark Controversy

The Hills? Fake? We never would have guessed that. But this could be the most glaring example yet. Our friends at CelebSlam have pics of Heidi Montag getting on a flight at LAX and then returning there ... about half an hour later.

The above set of pics shows the great Spencer Pratt dropping his girlfriend and her fake boobs off at the airport early yesterday afternoon. The below photos show Spencer picking up Heidi ... a little later in the afternoon.

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Britney Spears to Request Overnight Visits With Children

Britney Spears plans to go to court today with her lawyers to ask the judge to expand her visitation rights to overnight visits with her kids.

We're not sure why she cares what house they stay overnight in, as she'll be out topless or in no underwear somewhere while they sleep anyway. But no matter.

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Andy Baldwin Headed to Iraq

While Brad Womack continues to make the women swoon on the current season of The Bachelor, his predecessor is shipping off to Iraq.

We knew that last season's bachelor stud, Andy Baldwin, split from his fiancée, Tessa Horst, but now, there's apparently little chance at reconciliation, with the 30-year-old Navy lieutenant set to embark on a tour of duty for 6-12 months beginning in January, according to his official site.

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Michael Vick T-Shirts: Nothing But Class

Apparently going to a school in middle-of-nowhere West Texas means students have a bit too much time on their hands. And no class... although would do you expect from a place that actually hires Bob Knight as its basketball coach?

In an effort to poke fun at the Michael Vick dogfighting scandal and rile up rival Texas A&M, students at Texas Tech University created a t-shirt depicting a football player hanging a dog - with the slogan "Vick 'Em!"

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Celebrity Gossip Quelched: MC Hammer Not Dead

Rumors have been running rampant across celebrity gossip sites this week that MC Hammer is dead. Well, we're pleased to report that Hammer's time has not come.

Apparently, the rapper, whose real name is Stanley Kirk Burrell, is very much alive. His rep says someone else named Stanley Burrell died in the recent past, and rumors spread like wildfire confusing the two.

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The Hollywood Gossip TV Watch: Pageant Place

We know any loyal, educated television fan is watching Pushing Daisies tonight.

But after you've marveled at that brilliant program on ABC, you may wanna wander over to MTV at 10:30. How come? Because Donald Trump is premiering his new reality show tonight. It's called Pageant Place - and it looks wonderfully awful.

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