It's a Pampered, Spoiled, Nauseating Simple Life - Again

It's a Pampered, Spoiled, Nauseating Simple Life - Again

Here's a question to ponder: if a show stars a spec of an actress so tiny, it takes NASA telescopes to see her, does it actually exist? Viewers will have a chance to play "Find Nicole!" next year, as the horrific news of another The Simple Life season is spreading.

Apparently, ratings trump common decency and bad blood, as E! announced it will bring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie back for a fifth season of this mean-spirited show.

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DROP HER!!!

DROP HER!!!

Harry Morton - the Hard Rock heir and Lindsay Lohan's latest boy toy - is pulling a Michael Jackson in this image.

As Morton holds his weightless girlfriend in the air, The Gossip is left to think of original jokes we could make regarding the fact that Morton owns the Pink Taco restaurant chain AND is dating loose Lindsay. None come to mind so far.

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Lawsuit Filed Over Pirates of the Caribbean Plunder

Lawsuit Filed Over Pirates of the Caribbean Plunder

Come on, mateys, isn't there enough treasure to go around? Apparenrly, a Hollywood screenwriter is suing, well, everyone, involved with Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.

TMZ.com has the report and states that Royce Mathew claims he "created and wrote a number of original works including drawings, screenplays, outlines, blueprints, storyboards and other original materials" in the 80s and 90s, which he "generally entitled "SNPM," standing for 'Super Natural Pirate Movie.'"

Lindsay Lohan on Clear Skin and Real Breasts

Lindsay Lohan on Clear Skin and Real Breasts

You don't get some dude named Harry Morton to date you for no reason. No, to bag her latest man candy, Lindsay Lohan relied on her clear skin. And now she'll be peddling the cream that's helped her remain so fresh and clean.

The A Prairie Home Companion star has signed up as the latest celebrity spokesperson for Proactiv Solution, the acne treatment that's also has had Jessica Simpson, Kelly Clarkson and other fresh-faced stars singing its praises. Reports state the deal is worth around $2 million - or, approximately 1,999,967 more dollars than pounds Lohan weighs.

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LeAnn Rimes Sidelined By Surgery

LeAnn Rimes Sidelined By Surgery

Brace yourselves, country fans. You're going to have to get through at least three nights without singing sensation LeAnn Rimes.

The 23-year old was forced to cancel three concerts due to a leg infection that requires surgery. She should be fine in 3-4 days.

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